The act of masturbating and taking a poop at the same time for that act of saving time or to give your self an after lunch break boost
by Lost Losers podcast July 10, 2021
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Friend: so. Tottally need to do it again
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Friend: so. Tottally need to do it again
You: it wasn't that great
Friend: your such a happy sponge you suck the fun out of everything
by ginga ninga October 13, 2011
Get the happy sponge mug.Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
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Get the happy quarantine mug.When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.
Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
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by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016
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Get the scroll-happy mug.Street name for the drug typically used by St. Mary's girls, or girls attending any other single-gender school. Tends to give the user the impression that they have a love / sex / social life, when in reality this is not the case. Typically used when girls become so desperate for any interaction with the opposite gender that they resort to pasting pictures of shirtless men to their lockers. Side effects may include hyperactivity, stalking, paranoia, and / or slightly too-low shirts.
by SMAgirl July 7, 2010
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