I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

third base coach

Someone that knows how to bring the laides home. Some how no matter what you seem to be able to get the girls to round third and get to home every time. You coach the girls and wave them home. If you aren't a good third base coach the night usually ends in a triple.

I went home with this girl Laura last night. She was hesitant to go past third base, but being the great third base coach that I am I was able to wave her in and bring her home. I scored big time. Now I'll think about letting her step up to the plate again in a few days.

by zwill May 25, 2006

baseball bat betty

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.

Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.

by Solo Smith March 25, 2008

Baseball-gloving

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

Did you see her baseball-gloving that guys face after she defeated him?

by Miss Tracey xox September 26, 2010

Based Jesus

A certain individual who usually post funny, humerus jokes on the website's WorldStarHiphop comment section. While trying to dominate the top comment game, usually succeeding one comment at a time. You may catch a comment or two from this individual on every video posted on the website WorldStarHipHop.

Based Jesus ┼: Been a real nigga since 600 B.C

by Jesus Based Christ February 3, 2014

based_and_ancap_pilled

A person with good political views but is British so it invalidates anything this person said.

That person over is so based_and_ancap_pilled

by I hate British people October 7, 2020

baefyed

comes from the word baefy, baefyed. to have baefyed someone is to make then your baefy!

“yo i just baefyed this fine girl up.”
“fr?!?”

by lopihon January 22, 2022