Barney

A television character who made kids do things like do the limbo or count sticks. The program he stars in is educational. Although alot of people deny they watched it, they know they watched it:)

My friend told me that barney's tail is on the wrong side.

by 1337 Hacker March 17, 2005

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

Barney Fife

The dumbest asshole on the Andy Griffith show

Barney Fife almost shot himself on the show

by Dead Whiteman March 26, 2017

Burned Rice

an asian dude's dick that got stuck in a fire. usually deformed.

Guy: Man, have you seen a picture of that guys burned rice?
Guy 2: I don't know why he would send that to that girl, burned rice isn't good for anybody, dude.

by lukesucks December 21, 2015

Barnekob

When you act like a barn cow on drugs.

Quit being a Barnekob.

by Mr. Cow September 20, 2005

Bained

An embarassment, to be made fun of, expression used after an unfortunate event.

'oh my god mate, fookin bained!'

by B_chin June 15, 2007

Barney Complex

The Barney complex refers to people who have an undeserved sense of privilege and overly inflated ego and have nothing to back it up. It all goes back to that purple dinosaur we all watched on PBS as kids. Everyday he told everyone that you're special, and that Sally was special. and that Sam was also special. Well kids, lets face it....we're not all special. Get over yourself.

Sally is complaining about being under appreciated at work again, I wish she'd get over her Barney complex and just do her work.

by SweetLemon August 12, 2009