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backyard barber

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks
by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017
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backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.
So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..
by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017
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Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
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backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard
by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018
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backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.
I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.
by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018
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Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation
My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends
by Naetharr July 1, 2018
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Backyard Birding

The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.
I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.

That back yard birding was amazing.

Oooo, backyard bird me baby.

Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.
by CheeseWagstaff July 17, 2018
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