Deep Creek Belt Buckle

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.

When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!

Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!

Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!

Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!

by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022

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Black Belt

When you finally become a black belt you graduated the entry exam to practice the real stuff so now your martial arts gi like karate gi will go up in color too like black belt did. The top gi is your upper body level ranking and the bottom pants gi is for your waist down power ranking and mastery. Red being the highest ranking. Bright deep blood red , to signify how deadly you are that all enemies will beware of you. It’s above black belt color etc. red is the color of Gods.

Black belt is just the beginning

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022

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Shower Belt

A shower belt is when a naughty little boy does naughty little things and gets the shit spanked outa him by his father wielding a belt.

That little Shit is getting the Shower Belt

by B4lls_Mcgee November 7, 2022

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THE BELT

the most scary entity is Your dads belt, if your dad catches you on the hub you better move to Antarctica. In one hit you are dead some say its the weapon that killed Dr strange in the endgame. He will find you and he will end you

(little bro)"DAD!" ( dad)"what son" (little bro)"he hit me!"(dad) "that is IT i'm getting THE BELT" (big bro)"OH GOD NO I NEED TO RUN

by Will da smith May 12, 2022

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