AwkWar

A competition between two or more people to say or do something more awkward than the other participant(s).
Victory is achieved when the victor makes everyone else in the group uncomfortable enough to not do anything for 5+ seconds.

Bob challenged Gary and Susan to an AwkWar.
He won by licking Gary's armpit.

by Silas White May 30, 2011

awkward

(see ms. mangan)

everythin she does is awkward

by mangan9 June 16, 2011

awkward

when your friend posts the same comment on facebook as you with out eachother knowing....

Person : "you guys rock!"
Friend A : "YOU ROCK!"
Friend B: "YOU ROCK!"
Friend A: "awkward...."

by Kennedy Hollingsworth November 5, 2011

Awkward Joanna

When an annoying girl called Joanna starts being completely awkward...

Mario: Hey Joanna! What time is it?
Joanna: *Starts singing Summer Time*
Mario: Awkward Joanna!!!

by AwkJoa March 16, 2012

Awkward Pineapple

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.

Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"

by Dodwena September 18, 2013

Awkward bonement

An awkward boner moment boh-ner noun

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."

by Dalyena December 20, 2014

awaan

A man who doesn’t give his peers his laptop

Awaan won’t give his friends his laptop

by Dhhdhdhdbdheuqjdbgng April 10, 2021