apple penis

A penis with a large tip.

YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.

by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022

Apple biter

one who takes a bite out of every single apple, rolls it over and pretends nothing happened

Laura- f u sam every single apple in the basket?!
Sam- what can i say I'm an apple biter?

by 3330baby December 13, 2010

Poison apple

When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it

I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience

by Queen Grimhilde December 12, 2013

apple of the pine

A term used to talk about pineapples when stoned. can be confused with pine cone aka apples of the pines. but it is not the same. DONT GET THEM CONFUSED. ....IM SO STONED

a pineapple is the apple of the pine

by apple of da pone December 8, 2018

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018

apple-stealer

Adj. A greedy person.

Apple-Stealer

Person 1: How does an apple-stealing dickhead like you sleep at night?

Apple-Stealing Dickhead: Right next to my friends: Franklin, Grant, Benjamin and Jackson.

by TonyTons October 4, 2013

poison apple

A jailbroken iPhone.

I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.

by BornBlitzed March 14, 2011