Anal Specks

Specks of skin from the anus, or specks of poop. (Poopy Specks)
"Dude, wipe your butt you have Anal Specks!"
by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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Anal Carwash

The act of inserting a shit covered toilet brush down the anus of your significant other.
Guys I finally did an anal carwash with Jessica!
by theshitcannon March 23, 2020
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Anal Poxon

The act of 6 or more different people each taking a shit in the same toilet, thus creating a revolting cocktail of excrement that will block the toilet and causing a pungent smell that will linger for an extended period of time.
A perfectly executed Anal Poxon will result in the waterline inside the bowl to be non-existent, making it harder for the waste to be flushed.
"Last night my toilet was anal poxoned so hard, it took me an hour to unblock it!"
"That smells disgusting, almost as bad as an anal poxon!"
by bottletops February 22, 2014
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Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.
The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.
by Maygmom May 31, 2011
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classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.
Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy
by Bouncybunny December 11, 2015
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Anal Pubititis

The condition when there is an extreme amount of hair in and around the anus.
I was total 69ing Jen when I took notice to her anal pubititis
by thedishmaster94 April 30, 2010
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Anal Fiend

A male/female that is just strait up obsessed with booty holes.
“That dude Armani keeps talkin bout eatin ass man.”
“Yeah, dude is a anal fiend.”
by ShaneDiesel6969 February 14, 2018
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