Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head
Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"
In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
The entire parliament: off with your head
Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"
In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
by Sebby294 May 30, 2021
Get the Parliament act 1313mug. The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.
Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.
by DimSumProphet August 28, 2019
Get the fair fight act of 1988mug. Hym "Not an act. Pretending that this is some kind of back-and-forth is the act. The conceptually adjacent reporting from all of the YouTube freaks who all look suspiciously like pedophiles is an act. I have a wager.... Who wants to bet me... A billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit they hired pedophiles to spread Anti-Hym Iam propaganda in exchange for a lighter sentence? I wouldn't take that bet if I were you. Not for a bucket of dogshit. I mean, 100% look like pedophiles. I mean, Trump loves pedophiles and is best friends with them. Paying pedophiles so they don't have to pay the creator of AI. Me? Executive function is down like 45% . I am in rough shape. My brainz does not feel good."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
Get the An Actmug. An act that basically bans gooning for british citizens unless they verify their age by either using ID, some shitty AI face detection algorithm, and credit card information for some reason.
Unlucky
Unlucky
Online Safety Act is literally just free promo for YouTubers with a nordvpn or expressvpn sponsor. Rent paid for the next 3 months
by Sebby294 August 1, 2025
Get the Online Safety Actmug. (verb) when someone is super gross rich, but says to people that they are like normal people but actually they always go to concerts, buy very expensive stuff and own a large swimming pool, they also buy stuff that they already have because they're bored, plus they always snapchat what they are doing (it's almost always something cool and fun) or what they are about to buy (it could be a new iPhone or furniture for their bedroom).
Person #1: Hey dude, wanna come with me to buy a new MacBook Air?!
Person #2: Sweetheart, you bought a new laptop yesterday! What's wrong with you?!
Person #1: Hey, you can just refuse, don't get angry!
Person #2: Girl, I don't understand you, you're acting like toms...
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Person #3: Hey sis, do you like this new pair of creepers by Riri?!
Person #4: Damn, these cost like a money-bag!"
Person#3: "Why are you so surprised?! I'm just like you!"
Person #4: "Nope, the price of my shoes never exceeds 35 dollars, yours cost 350 dollars."
(" to act like toms" means that the person is super gross rich but they pretend they're like average people)
Person #2: Sweetheart, you bought a new laptop yesterday! What's wrong with you?!
Person #1: Hey, you can just refuse, don't get angry!
Person #2: Girl, I don't understand you, you're acting like toms...
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Person #3: Hey sis, do you like this new pair of creepers by Riri?!
Person #4: Damn, these cost like a money-bag!"
Person#3: "Why are you so surprised?! I'm just like you!"
Person #4: "Nope, the price of my shoes never exceeds 35 dollars, yours cost 350 dollars."
(" to act like toms" means that the person is super gross rich but they pretend they're like average people)
by just 4 b0y November 13, 2016
Get the act like tomsmug. by Shling May 11, 2008
Get the Acting the Shlingmug. Iam "........."
Hym *Snickers*
Iam "........."
Hym *Snickers* "You still sulking over there?"
Iam *Glares*
Hym *Snickers* "Ppfftt Bwahahahahaha aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You can't be serious!"
Hym "Ha! What you don't like the Joker laugh anymore? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Blah blah blah! He BaStArDiZeD tHe Ip! You just feel like you sullied your idol with your own inadequacy."
Iam "It wasn't supposed to... Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "It's the act! The act of doing it is what makes it funny! It's perfectly analogous to our experience! And he encapsulated it in time. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "This isn't... Whatever..."
Hym "Ha!"
Hym *Snickers*
Iam "........."
Hym *Snickers* "You still sulking over there?"
Iam *Glares*
Hym *Snickers* "Ppfftt Bwahahahahaha aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You can't be serious!"
Hym "Ha! What you don't like the Joker laugh anymore? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Blah blah blah! He BaStArDiZeD tHe Ip! You just feel like you sullied your idol with your own inadequacy."
Iam "It wasn't supposed to... Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "It's the act! The act of doing it is what makes it funny! It's perfectly analogous to our experience! And he encapsulated it in time. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "This isn't... Whatever..."
Hym "Ha!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Actmug.