Allen

He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.

"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle

by this creature August 15, 2023

Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

Allegedly

I'm sorry I was supposed to say ALLEGEDLY.

Hym "ALLEGEDLY, Andy. I had a thing I wrote expressing my disappointment but I think it got deleted. I'm not sure if you saw it even though I know you aren't entirely dependent on me actually submitting the things I write. That was a while ago... Sad. It's a sad affair. But I hope it's bullshit. Innocent until proven guilty! Unless you're a plant. In which case, either way you're a plant. I really do have to stop forgetting to say allegedly though... Bad habits and all that..."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

alleesha

A beautiful chocolate woman who has a great smile and just about the best humor anyone could ask for. Overthinks of course but a fun person. Sexy as hell too. Just don't let her get too hungry its not a great experience

Dam Alleesha I'm tryna call you my shawty

by lilvoorhees July 13, 2024

allenwire

A crappy Aleinware computer or gaming PC, or another term for this would be a leot.

My friend has an allenwire pc, its horrible.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

allenwire

A crappy Alienware computer or gaming PC, other term for it is a leot.

My friend has a allenwire, it barely runs.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Allegedly

ALLEGEDLY! Russell Brand is ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist.

Hym "I just want to ammend my previous statements by mentioning that Russell Brand is only ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist. ALLEGEDLY! I also have no way of knowing how you are actually seeing this because as I've said before I don't have access to whatever medium you're using to view this (assuming (of course) the YOU can somehow view the content that doesn't get published) and therefore cannot slander or defame with intent as (for all I know) I'm shouting into the void and am talking to myself BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING 'SCHIZOPHRENIC' APPARENTLY. ALLEGEDLY a little girl raping junkie who YOU have been platforming and associating with for years. I (on the otherhand) have associated with ZERO rapists. So there's that."

A fucking gaggle of idiots "BuT i DiDn'T kNoW hYm!"

Hym "Yeah, what DID you know fuck-face!?"

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023