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Addictionary

1. A dictionary of addiction.

2. A dictionary of addition.

3. A dictionary that people can't stop reading.
1. "Hey Charlie, what's it mean when someone wants to smoke a lot of crack and stuff?"
"I don't know, Frank, look it up in the addictionary."
"Thanks Charlie, have you seen my pipe?"

2. "Hey Charlie, this dictionary seems incomplete, what should I do now?"
"Go get an addictionary."
"Thanks, hey, is that like when you go online and read about words that are being introduced into pop culture?"
"Its more than that. That's why its an addictionary."
"Shouldn't it be an additionary?"
"No."

3. "Hey Charlie, I can't get enough of these definitions!"
"Are you into that addictionary again?"
"Yeah, and I should really start thinking about eating something too."
by Smoothface September 25, 2008
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urban adictionary

someone who is addicted to, or over uses urban dictionary
Michael is an urban adictionary, he uses words he finds on urban dictionary constantly, its really annoying.
by Your Couch March 31, 2009
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Addicted

The state of an individual who is obsessed with having penii inserted into any one of their various orifices.
"She's addicted, addicted, addicted ta suckin' good dick..." --Eazy
by Sublime GT December 14, 2003
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addick

An addict with an addiction for dicks.
This slut is so horny she'd do anything for some dick. Fucking addick whore quit being so easy. You're hornier than me.
by Hello, addick April 3, 2010
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addictedtojane

A man of great stature and reputation. A stately figure who becomes the stuff of legends.
He's destined to become an AddictedtoJane
by Jeol Enright September 13, 2004
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Internet Porn Addiction

A form of addiction amongst straight/gay men of all ages which usually involves wanking over from video hosting websites like Spankwire, xHamster , xVideos etc.,it can also be in the form of voyeurism that involves webcam to webcam activity. To some extent, sick perverts would go as gross as watching Sluts eat their own shit and drink their own piss.

Internet Porn Addiction and Internet Addiction per se usually go hand in hand.
"Dude, I need to go to a marriage counselor or a Psychologist"

"Why?"

"Need to get rid of this Internet Porn Addiction, it could destroy my marriage"
by TT Boy4 April 11, 2010
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Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict

a black homeless guy that lives in boston who loves porn. He also makes it known that he licks pussy before he "fucks them white bitches with big titties."
Your almost as cool as ,"Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict."
by Gamz October 16, 2011
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