Alera

An Alera is a beautiful being. She’s gorgeous and kind and she’s almost like a goddess. Scratch that she is a goddess. She’s so freaking smart. She’s adorable and loves books. She has these eyes that’ll drive you nuts with their beauty. She’s a great friend and a great person. She’s got a backbone and an opinion and she’s not afraid to stand behind it. She loves to joke. Especially inappropriately. She has a dark humour but such a pretty soul. If something’s wrong. She figures it out and helps you with it. She always respects boundaries and she’s never afraid to tell you. She’s affectionate and sweet. You’d be the luckiest person alive to meet her. If you catch one, don’t ever let her go. You could basically rob a bank with her. She’s down for anything and is the type of person who helps an old woman cross the road. She’s so perfect and I personally am glad to be one of her best friends.

Person 1: wow, did you see that?! What is that entity? It’s so beautiful!!
Person 2: YEAH THATS AN ALERA. SHES SO SMART AND PRETTY LOOK AT HER!

by Aaaâàbê è àíì paáñçáķěê :D September 20, 2025

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Allergoid

Slur for "people" with nut allergies

Janis: Hey man would you mind eating that Reeces cup somewhere else, not around me? I don't mean to be rude or anything but I am deathly allergic to peanut and peanut products.

Chad: Shut the fuck up Janis you stupid fucking Allergoid, god I HATE YOU I hope you get raped half to death by a pack of rabid hyenas before being ran over by 13 semi trucks on an asphalt road in 113 degree Fahrenheit weather that melts and rips your skin off you stupid bitch. Fuck you bitch, how the fuck can you not eat a peanut without dying huh? Explain that shit to me right now you filthy Allergoid retard! God I hate you, I hate next to every atom in your body, I hate your fat fucking face, I hate your shitty fucking taste in fashion, I can't tell if your father molested you too hard or not hard enough, god how did he get stuck with YOU?! What divine moral holocaust does someone have to commit to justify their offspring being some pathetic fucking waste of breath ALLERGOID. HOLY FUCK YOU SUCK SO MUCH YOU ARE THE WORST EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING TO EVER EXIST. YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER. YOU'RE LIKE THE HUMAN EMBODIEMENT OF 9/11 FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE AND FED TO A LITTER OF ENDANGERED PUPPIES. YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS RACIST. KILL YOURSELF! FUCK YOU ALLERGOID!!!!!!!!

by TazmilyGum October 3, 2025

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Allergitus

When the homie/homegirl gets you sick

Lucy gave me allergitus with her sneezing and boogers

by Yatusabe13 October 21, 2025

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Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig November 13, 2007

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