when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them
Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."
by anti-lunarch December 1, 2019
Get the friend hate mug.Like an NDA ("Nondisclosure Agreement") that you agree to when one of your friends who works in a classified field (entertainment, government) let's you in on something not appropriate for public ears or eyes.
My friend told me what the monster looks like in the new J.J. Abrams movie because she works on the set, but I can't repeat it because I'm under a Friend-D-A.
by Snarfblatt June 8, 2011
Get the Friend-D-A mug.The act of deleting friends on Facebook whom you haven't talked to in a long time and/or don't plan on talking to again. Sometimes done to escape bad memories of a person or past.
I've gotta do some serious friend thinning... I've got 2000 friends on Facebook and I haven't talked to most of 'em since high school.
by imbrianfellow November 16, 2010
Get the friend thinning mug.Someone you don't necessarily like, but are forced to be friends with anyway.
A reference to creator Myspace Tom Anderson; who is automatically on a user's friend list when they create their profile.
A reference to creator Myspace Tom Anderson; who is automatically on a user's friend list when they create their profile.
Person 1: Jim is totally a Tom friend. I've known him since first grade and our moms know each other; not being friends with him isn't an option.
by CincyReds Fan October 3, 2009
Get the Tom friend mug.by lab1350 December 8, 2017
Get the Fake Friends mug.internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves
A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends
by daone1991 January 29, 2009
Get the electromagnetic friends mug.Noun. A friend who is more than a friend, but how much more cannot be defined because, according to the theory of Gucci Relativity postulated by Albert Gucci Einstein (husband of a Serbian Goddess); A Gucci particle's location in space-time cannot be observed without affecting it's intrinsic characteristics. Since a Gucci particle's true mass and velocity cannot be determined through observation, a Gucci Friend cannot be defined without breaking the laws of physics.
by ErosAmore May 30, 2018
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