Jenny Craig going out of business after 40 years

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business that helped people lose weight through coaching and meals, will shut down after four decades of operation after failing to secure additional financing.

Management informed workers of the news in an email late Tuesday, and company-owned centers where members pick up meals, consult with coaches and weigh in were closed as of Wednesday, the employee said, adding that franchise-owned locations may remain open.

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by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

keeping kids after the bell

This shit is so fucking illegal, and when it’s lunch the teacher is like

Keeping kids after the bell be like

“If your quiet we will leave and if you don’t you might miss your bus”

by Godissoawesome123 October 16, 2019

After-piss

The intense piss you have to take after an orgasm.

"brb, after-piss."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

After Ups

When the bar/resturant closes and the staff stays for a round of drinks while doing clean up for the night.

The bouncer just invited me and a friend fo stay for after ups! Just stay close to me at last call.

by Trublonderocker October 28, 2021

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021