Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020

johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

Stinkbutt Johnson

Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.

Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"

by susiejoejoSBJ September 24, 2020

Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020

Casey Johnson

Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.

Friend: Hey wanna hang out?
Casey Johnson: Can’t. I have plans to be a huge simp bitch tonight.

by Cockzilla69420 October 3, 2020

johnson steamboat

When you put your girl on your cock and spin her around

Man we hooked up for so long last night that I had to pull out the Johnson steamboat

by John David Barwin July 15, 2017

Weeaboo Johnson

This is just another way to call someone a Weeaboo. Can be shortened to WJ .

Look at Weeaboo Johnson, back at it again with the Naruto running.

by Bishielover16 December 6, 2017