an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.
by LouderNowLove May 26, 2009
Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009
"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".
Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
by JoeBee January 18, 2008
A Morgan Freeman is a sex act in which one individual blows the other individual from behind and upon ejaculation the receiver of sed blow job, sharts in the other individuals face, this causes them to have Morgan Freeman freckles.
Got my dick sucked from behind man, she was a freak.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
by Dusty"LGBTQ"Haggard September 03, 2016
by Riley Hittheroadjack February 13, 2010
"Damn she's keeping those matches next to dynamite and mixing two different mustards together!" Said Logan." That's some morgan (danger) shit"!
by Slogoman March 22, 2016
A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
by FoxxxyD February 25, 2016