Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017

top shot

To make a moment on NBA Top Shot.

Did you see that fadeaway 3-pointer by Luka Doncic? They need to top shot that!

by mattpsyanalyst February 24, 2021

Top Slice

The finest tier available as compared to others, often used in finance to identity the financial instrument with the best pool of assets
The finest tier of models and performers as compared to others

That series AA fund is the Top Slice
That girl in the red dress is a Top Slice talent

by JoePlaya January 10, 2019

Boofin Top

Muffin Top but with boobs

This push up bra is giving me a mean case of boofin top.

by gleek1016 April 9, 2016

Muppet Top

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.

Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!

by Darger69 April 25, 2017

rusty top

When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob

I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.

by Denny and Al December 9, 2015

Yop top

When Austin gets head

Yo bro I just got yop top

by Onion dawg February 18, 2019