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Leo

Leo is a smart, handsome guy. They are great companions and love to analyze the smallest details in people. They find pleasure and comfort in the complexity of the world. If you have one as a companion, they are extremely kind to you. They can help you even in the most tricky situations, since they know all about social interaction, and human tendencies. There were a lot of them in ancient Greek and Roman civilization, but they have recently been dwindling in numbers due to the fact that they die within 3 hours of contact to all forms of stupidity and ignorance. Recent studies show their species are that of one big hive mind, and their central nervous system is based off of an Ultra-Leo. Leos refer to this being as an Übermensch or God, as did most of the people when he first appeared in 1 AD in Bethlehem. the local peoples of this town confused his name with their native tongue, and as such gave him the name of Jesus. He was eventually killed, but since he is reportedly immortal, he is rumored to still be alive to this day. He has never been seen since. Despite this, most Leos supposedly bear a resemblance to him, specifically in the unusually long length of their hair. The location of this Ultra-Leo has yet to be found. Leo's are also relativity funny and never afraid to take on bets and crack a joke, although their humor is rarely understood by anyone other than themselves. Overall, they are generally an astounding people.
Legend states that if you use "Leo" in a sentence, you will forever have good luck.
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piece of shit bad zodiac sign that needs 2 be erased
person 1: how is bob doing?
person 2: i cut that hoe off cause he's a leo
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Leo c

You have a Leo c
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Leo Thankachan

he is a guy
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Farty Leo

A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."
Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!
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Leo

Leo is the name of my blue eyed boy he is kind and caring and a real mammas boy . By Nina Flynn his loving mother x
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Leo robb

A man that likes to playing fortnite and he has a pistol in his house he is a mass murderer
Leo robb is a mass murderer that plays fortnite
by Leo robb stalker June 3, 2023
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