A saucy hammer is when the man puts his penis in the girls mouth and she gets under him. Once she's under him the man proceeds to do pushups while having his penis in her mouth.
by Ben Offenbloom April 21, 2006
KJ: Hey Greame why is ur purp head so big?
Greame Mann: Da Whaaaat?
KJ: Wow that must be a Hammer head.
Greame: FUCK YOU!
Greame Mann: Da Whaaaat?
KJ: Wow that must be a Hammer head.
Greame: FUCK YOU!
by Kyle Joudrey April 25, 2008
After you have sex you slap the woman in the face, and as she turns around to look you fart on her face.
by Dirty Dingus August 29, 2008
The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.
Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.
This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.
This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.
Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.
Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
by Kin Jezza January 10, 2012
a Chritsian cross
preson1-im fuc*king shank u wit mah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!
by Loren from lancaster November 20, 2010
Thor's rival who stole Thor's hammer and makes fun of said norse god by calling him "Thor the Whore". A carpenter in/from the pits of Hell. The alter-ego of one Kooter Ray Cyrus. Also known to be drummer for the infamous metal band known as Mayhem.
by Curtis "G. G. Allen" Lovejoy August 10, 2006
Damn Hillary Duff is a smoke hammer
by Whitesugar50 February 23, 2018