All the breads

A term used to describe all of a particular type of thing

'That supermaket has all the breads'
'They've got it all - all the breads'

by Mr Woo December 24, 2008

bread top

Not quite a muffin top.

Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.

by vallllllllllllllllllll May 17, 2008

meat and bread

slang for the receiving of a penis for money

shannon took my meat and bread for 30 fucking bucks.

by bigkuntrykane December 25, 2008

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014

bread cut

A slang term for a hair cut. A fresh hair cut is analogous to cutting a freshly baked loaf of bread. Think of your hair as a loaf of bread and the barber shapes it how you/he want/s it.

Nice bread cut dude, looks fresh!

by crazycarl69696969 December 18, 2013

bread stuffer

When you put a hotdog bun on a your man's penis and then you shove it up the women's vagina

Last night I got high and me and my husband did the bread stuffer

by deadpixel January 26, 2015

Why is bread?

A question you ask when your brain is thoroughly fucked and you feel like messing with someone.

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Any questions?

Student: Why is bread?

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Get out.

by Archerinreallife September 1, 2016