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Brandon

Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
At what the fuk is Brandon here for?

Brandon is a nigerian sped
by Big_big_fat ding February 5, 2019
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brandon

some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.
random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...
by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021
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Brandon

He is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.he is so dreamy and athletic and can do flips.he always get girls and has a weird obsession with socks and ketchup. He will have a friend named Makenzie and she will leave school. He has a homie named Ryan on south. You could never try and win an argument with him he will soon grow up to be rich. Also he has lots of weird looking socks.
Brandon actually means weird as in loves socks it’s French for love bird
by Cornchickenpopizs November 17, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon ,Jumping off of a table in tech and landing on your head! :P
by x ML_1996 x December 14, 2010
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Brandon

I guy who has a huge dick but is not worth shit . He's the player type and he's a total cheater . He think everything is a game .
Brandon is an asshole
by BoyWouldYou March 13, 2017
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Brandon

Halfbaked Indian-Italian kid. He has the most peculiar way of walking, moving his feet as any man would, but holding his arms completely motioneless relative to his body. Some would wonder while watching this how he manages to stay upright and keep his balance, the only possible answer is he has extremely heavy feet. He is often seen intruding into other people's conversations and laughing fakely, asking what the joke was directly after. You may feel the need to noose yourself if you get into a drawn out conversation with him.

butt of all jokes.

the b-man.
S- "hey man whats that wobbly shit on the dance floor?"

K- "Thats only Brandon, don't worry no one has to clean it up"
by TEH GUHY September 25, 2010
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Brandon

A person everyone loves to hate.
An individual with a large capacity and/or strong affinity for sport history and knowledge.
An individual who is often confused with a famous male rapper.
Synonyms: Antigluten, Gluten-hater, or Brandon
"Brandon cannot eat what we are having at lunch today."
by schmilary April 24, 2016
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