December 1st

National give your youngest son your old laptop day

Son: Hey dad it’s December 1st
Dad: oh hey son here’s my laptop

by Mrcoolguy December 1, 2019

October 1st

Someone who is just downright mentally disabled. Probably named Jackson. They aren't funny, but think they are. There peak was 100% in Middle School.

"When is your birthday?"
"October 1st"
"That makes sense"

by LegendOfSagg September 15, 2020

June 1st

June first is visit your long distance girlfriend day. No matter how far away you are you gotta visit her

Person 1: "You got any plans for today?"
Person 2: "Yeah it's June 1st so in visiting my long distance girlfriend"

by Missingherbf June 1, 2024

1st Period Gaming

It's when you use your school's tech Devices to play unblocked games that are 99% so bad.

In Math Today, I was 1st Period Gaming, because math is always so boring.

by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020

May 1st incident

To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.

Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?

by Review Phil USA February 26, 2023

February 1st

On February 1st, everybody who is shorter in a friend group than the person who is tallest must listen to the tallest until February 2nd.

On February 1st, you might see taller people tell other people to do what they want.

by Silas123Go January 31, 2023

1st of August

Your girlfriend has to send a soapy tiddy pic

Hey dude you must be so happy it's the 1st of August

by Robertinoooooo111 July 31, 2022