11-09-19

The day I fell in love with a girl

When did y’all met

11-09-19

by That gay kid thicc December 23, 2019

19 kids and counting

an abnormal family who is a weird religion and wears ridiculous clothing and is about to have a 20th kid. all their names start with j which just makes it all the more confusing

19 kids and counting is a show for lazy losers.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

19'oh long

a jamaican term for somthing dated in the 19's.

guy:oh blood,whats with the shoes? there from fucking 19'oh long
guy 2 who is wearing the shoe.'your fuckery man allowthe shoesi'm beating.

by xXx gyal June 7, 2005

psalm 19:14

14 May the words of my mouth

and the meditation of my heart

be pleasing to you,

O Lord, my rock and my redeemer.

God, I pray that Psalm 19:14 is presentable to You!

by 888LoveisLove888 March 27, 2022

April 19

The worst people’s birthdays. If your birthday is on this day you suck.

My birthday is on April 19th.
Oh you probably suck.

by ihatepeoplebornonapril19 April 19, 2022

$19 Jonnymop Card

fortnite card but better because jonnymop

tom: “yo check this out just copped the $19 jonnymop card”
nolan: “damn might as well kill myself because my fortnite card is nowhere near that level.”

by jonnymop April 1, 2021

05/19/13

Seeing what 05/19/13 means in the Bible and seeing as the message "Expect us" is apparently referring to a divine source, we can assume that on May 19th, 2013 an Apocalypse will occur. It is a day that a divine source will come and destroy those who have committed sins that are malicious and intentional.

You: What does 05/19/13 mean?

Me: The end of life as we know it.

You: Well...Shit.

by JennyHux August 19, 2010