The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 13, 2010

eggel burger

The most delicious burger on the face of the Earth. The name is created through a combination of the names of ingredients. It is a Bagel, preferably Everything, with a fried Egg, and a 1/3 lb Burger patty. Usually garnished with cheddar cheese, pepper, salt, and ketchup/ranch to taste.
Invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp.

"Oh dear god, I believe this Eggle Burger has clogged my arteries...with deliciousness! Now this is what I call a food stuff!"

by AvocadoBeanDip July 8, 2005

roethlis-burger

name of a food in a Pittsburgh bar

how much for a roethlis-burger
that'll be 4.95 sir
i'll have one of those
okay it'll be out momentarily

by ternce 2hwite4u January 14, 2008

burger planet

A legendary streamer and fitness model, who is known for bringing other streamers such as ice poseidon to fame.

Wow, burger planet? That's the funny, fit and handsome streamer who does not prey on handicapped girls!

by mkpk May 16, 2018

nothing burger

Over exposed topic being pushed by fake news establishment, without any evidince or reason except for ratings.

What do you think is going to happen this week with the whole Russia thing?”

Jones:“The Russia thing is just a big nothing burger.”

by rolandmadlo666 June 29, 2017

You are a burger

The phrase Dirk says when he his opponent is a fat trash ass,motherfucker

Last night,Dirk Nowitzki said to Stephen Curry "You are a burger"

by ANIME_NOOB October 18, 2019

Manifold burger

To heat up ur car manifold hot enough to cook a burger usually contains a group of red necks mudin drinking pabst who decide to waste a pound of beef and put it on there manifold.

Aye Jim ur mani lookin offly hot what do ya say we crack pabst and cook some manifold burgers

by Btown21 September 15, 2012