smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.

No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!

by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006

smashed butterfly

A very ugly vagina.

Am not goin near that thing, it's a smashed butterfly

by 0-0-7 October 24, 2009

Gallon smashing

When you go into a grocery store and grab two two gallon jugs of some sort of liquid. Then pretend to trip while either smashing the gallons to the ground, throwing it into the air, or a combination. Then when you try to get up pretend or actually slip in the liquid and continue to fall.

More fun then the Harlem shake

"Hey bro, lets go gallon smashing!"

by Mcb2223 February 23, 2013

Lemme smash

A phrase used by someone who is expressing their enthusiasm for mashed potatoes.

"Look at my potatoes, cool right?"

"Lemme smash?"

by ^the best definition June 30, 2017

Smash you

Used by many asians in the London Area meaning violence against another person.

Jee Dot: oi i heard you want beef with my cousin.

N Dot: yo j dot imma smash you man

by Gurpal Singh November 30, 2008

smashed

proving someone to be wrong and and to make them feel like a dumb bitch for even having their oppinion.

mom: take out the trash
me: take dat shit out yo self. ... smashed, ya dumb bitch..

by TekBeetz March 29, 2004

Pasty smashing

A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.

Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"

by DirtyPea February 26, 2012