J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk March 18, 2011

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

J-Zeal

The name of an up and coming rapper based out of Edmonton Alberta Canada. With his hit song "Insane" he is now recognized as one of the most popular rappers in Edmonton.

Did you hear that new song by J-Zeal, it drove me insane

by Jesil, fan of Casey January 28, 2018

J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.

Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing

by Doppa April 12, 2015

J crook

A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.

Hes a J crook!

by CCCracker May 25, 2023

J Live

A way of life that revolves around the J Live Pack.

If you like Ronnie J , you’ll LOVE Ronnie J Live.
Damn! This J Live Pack is hitting different!

by Floppyfish6788 May 08, 2022

abishaa j

A girl who’s name is abishaa with a second name starting with a J is a very unique person. She is the most lucky person in life and will become a billionaire in the future. She will marry a sexy man all her friends around her will be jealous of. She has great dreams she doesn’t talk about that will come true. She has the must contagious smile that can make anyone fall in love and the most pretty out of all her surroundings. She has potential of becoming a model or a Bollywood actress because of her natural beauty she was born with. All the boys have a secret crush on her that is a deep secret deep down. She is the most freaky and can turn anyone on in an instant. Also the most funny and adventurous person to be around. She is most attracted to rich boys that are protective and handsome, someone that is outgoing and would go on adventures with her. Someone that is willing to give her the world. She is most likely to be a fire sign! Her future is very positive with a lot of spending. Her soulmate is most likely to start with an: A, N, J, Or S! She is very competitive and always wants to be the best in the room, and she is!

Bro that’s Abishaa J I want her because she’s so beautiful man. She makes me happy when she’s around!

by Dr Layla Harmon December 05, 2020