acting like future

made to reference the rapper "future", known for being nonchalant and toxic in relationships. this is used to describe people who fit those traits.

"i just broke up with my man and he's completely unbothered.."
"lmao he acting like future"

by lsadora January 21, 2024

Ain't no sense like bought sense

This means that anything that you learn a life lesson from (that also costs you money); you will NEVER let it happen to you again.
For example..Loaning someone money a second time when they didn't pay you back the first time. Or getting the same girl pregnant twice when she told you she was on birth control..Now you are paying child support TWICE.
Or catching an STD from trusting someone who has told you "You're the only one I have had sex with." Meanwhile, you are spending money on doctor visits and antibiotics.

Man, I promise you I won't sleep with her again! She lied and said she was on the pill. Ain't no sense like bought sense!

by T. Breeze Rawst April 18, 2022

smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"

by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024

this game is like your mother

its a shit

this game is like your mother is a shit but dont worry my dad is gay

by woooooooooooooookid May 24, 2018

bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.

I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.

by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008

weaving like piss

Weaving very aggressively through traffic

He’s weaving like piss!

by Cock waver July 24, 2023

based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs

Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)

by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023