I feel like dog

Colloquial phrase short for "I feel like dogshit." It means 'I don't feel well" physically, mentally, or both.

"Hey man, how are you doing?"
"Doing fine, hbu?"
"Not so well, man. I feel like dog right now."

by TheUltimateCunningLinguist April 16, 2022

i can move water

a way for someone to say im going to drown myself

“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”

by chachamami January 23, 2022

“Cuz I said so”

An adults way of finishing a statement as if it were factual with no actual way to back it up. When a mother has used this term best believe the conversation is over, and she “won”.

-Why can’t we do it this way? It’s faster.
“Cuz I said so”!
-Why can’t I go to the movies?
“Cuz I said so”!

by Femme.Fae.Fairy January 24, 2022

i love you kelly

pilo loves you kelly

"i love you kelly" -pilo
"i love you too pilo" -kelly

by iampeelo February 1, 2022

I want her carrots

I want to marry her

Dang that girl is wife material. I want her carrots.

by jbear4309 February 2, 2022

I humped your mom

a guy who fucks your mom

jack: last night I humped your mom
mike: igaf

jack: suck my dick and eat my balls you fat nigger

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

i don't even know

i don't even know

human 1:where is you're mom?

human:i don't even know

by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 11, 2022