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ivy league sex

The act of performing sex with your khaki pants down around your ankles with your shoes still on, while wearing your collared shirt (still fully buttoned).
I was running late to a tennis match, and my girlfriend was so horny, she wouldn't let me leave until I fulfilled her urges. I had only one option, we had ivy league sex. I finished and made it to the tennis match looking straight ivy league.

Ivy league sex: having quick sex while staying dressed with khakis and collared shirt on.
by dancin-nash March 4, 2015
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Great Depression Sex

A form of masturbation developed during the Great Depression, and often shortened to GDS. GDS usually consist of finding mechanical pencil graphite or another thin object and sticking it into the opening at the end of your penis. Common items used during GDS include graphite, sewing needles (sometimes heated), and paper clips. For the adventurous, a straw or recorder may be used.

The term Great Depression Sex may also be used to describe events, especially those that bring about strong emotions.
"Hey, Gavin, did you remember the graphite for Great Depression Sex?"
"I got it right here"
"Right on"
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"Man, that roller coaster was a banger. I must've had GDS at least 7 times"
by Eotyrannus May 7, 2019
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PP Gorilla Sex

PP Gorilla sex: synonym for bruh moment and grug moment

It can also be used by itself, or with ooga booga
man you're really a PP Gorila sex
PP Gorilla sex ooga booga

PP Gorilla sex
by ~Kokoro~ September 23, 2019
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i'm sorry sex

when you and your significant other have a fall out and to make up for what you did you engage in sexual intercourse
Emily and me had a big fall out and it was my fault, I had to give her some I'm sorry sex.
by jay fucks dogs August 4, 2019
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air sex society

Having sexual inter course with someone in the bathroom of an airplane
(Originally from the comedy show "I'ts Always Sunny in Philadelphia") also known as the mile high club.
"Yo I'm about to be the first ever member of the air sex society. "
by Succmyoof December 9, 2017
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crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016
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allah doobie sex

when you strap a doobie to your penis and have sex with a girl while praying to allah
i had such good allah doobie sex with stacy last night, it was epic
by 123890567 September 9, 2020
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