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Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.
Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!
by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011
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Pulling a GM

Initiating an unsolicited and spontaneous video call, without prior communication or context, with the intent to immediately include them in an ongoing group meeting or discussion.
Why don’t you trying pulling a GM to resolve the issue
by Kenoggy April 4, 2025
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pull a ward

The act of telling your mates that you will go out with them, and then pulling out at the last minute, once they have committed
Don't pull a ward on me tonight.
by nodramacanefarmer January 25, 2016
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umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.
"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"
by splatharri February 13, 2018
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pull a princeton

When people make an assumption based only on what they see.

When I was seven years old, ‘79-‘80,

My father took me with him to a very expensive “Men’s Suit” store in Princeton NJ. He was wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, Had a three day shadow on his face...
We went in the store and I remember that everyone ignored him and no one asked him a thing and these ducks her nose is up in the air.

Best example movie pretty woman.

Three weeks later to the day my father brought me back to the store in Princeton this time he was dressed in his business suit clean shaven and ready to purchase as he was the day he went in in a cowboy hat.

Everyone in the store ran to him and treated him like a king.
How to Pull a Princeton... shut everyone’s assuming mouth with their loss.

My ex-husband bought me a piece of shit car and everybody thought he did so because I didn’t have any money, I never asked him to buy me a fucking car and I never asked everybody to assume I didn’t have any money…

So I went to a completely honest person and bought a car with a warranty instead of a warning label.

With the money that I had that nobody asked.

I got so pissed off I bought a purple dodge challenger scat pack 6.4 L engine spaceship, I pulled in Princeton.
Assholes.

Pull up Princeton.
Shut everyone’s assuming mouth with the truth.
by Jennifer Who December 25, 2021
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Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.
Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."
by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014
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Pulling a Kelly

The art of pulling a Kelly is going out on the town the night before a morning shift at work but still making it into work, no matter the state you are in.
“No wonder Richard looks so rough this morning, he’s pulling a Kelly
by Wjh1 July 9, 2023
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