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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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busted head

A person who has a awful weird looking head
by anonymous September 21, 2020
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Brian Head

Stop being a Brian Head and share the chips.
by RiddleBox1723 January 9, 2022
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Soap Head

Soap Head- A person who cares way to much about there hair and there hair and styeling .
''Soap Head'' that fat lady spend a 100 dollars on hair products she's still fat
by no1knows007 August 20, 2010
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head%20bin

when your girl sucks your dick and 20% of your balls
guy 1: yo my girl gave me head%20bin last night
guy 2: nice bro.
by o hell ye April 20, 2018
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The Toothbrush heads

The collective name for a group of powerful, determined and independent group of women who move as one, sometimes known as the “wolf pack
the toothbrush heads are being extra funny today !
by choefmaster420 August 20, 2023
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Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum
John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling
by Bannotti March 22, 2017
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