Cock gigger

A person (most often a nigger) who walks on a main road with no side walk with a backpack of some sort.

joe - Dude did you see that cock gigger on the highway?

jacob - ya dude, he was dark as hell an had a cardboard backpack.

by JoJo!!! April 21, 2010

Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.

eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

Theobbing cock

A term used by uncultured swines who don’t know how to spell, theobbing cock is a tiny purple chode who has never been sat on by a pussy; the penis is usually owned by a chubby loser with no life

“Yeah! Luke tried giving me his theobbing cock yesterday! It was foul!

by Cockus May 22, 2019

cock stock

Like stock art, a picture of a penis, vagina, breast, anus, etc. found online that is used by someone else as their own, usually in the context of a personal ad or cybersex.

Susie was really looking forward to meeting Bobby in person. But when they got back to his place and got their clothes off it was obvious that he had used cock stock. His penis was definitely not that big.

by Sandra C. October 10, 2008

Mexican cock

A shot with vodka black berry brandy and monster energy and dawn Morrison watching

Let's take some shots of Mexican cock

by Dawn penis licker January 27, 2017

punching the cock clock

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.

Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.

by Eric K. August 4, 2006

Cock Bubble Gum

The unsightly, flappy skin on an uncut penis.

Tiffy: I like, totally went down on his cock bubble gum!!

by Pammy Pop ^o^ August 27, 2009