balls in yo jaws

to shove your miniscule, good for nothing, weiner in some pussy, ass-licking, brain dead, monkey shit, fucking morons, adopttided, onion ogre that has no life no freinds and no more mula cuz they simp 500 mulas just to suck the smallest weiner in the world aka your dick

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!'
the man said ' let me put my balls in yo jaws'

by juicy nuts man March 30, 2022

ball slapping sex

ball slapping sex is the act of having your balls slap against your sexual partner whilst having intercourse.

yo man last night I had ball slapping sex with your sister!

by Ball-eater-man January 6, 2021

cock-and-balls weather

Describes the snowy weather conditions favourable to the drawing of a giant cock-and-balls.

Hey Frans, get your drawing shoes ready. There's cock-and-balls weather predicted for the weekend.

by cwaigy December 1, 2010

Chekhov's Ball-Gag

If a ball-gag appears in a work of erotica, one or more characters must use said ball-gag before the story's end. Variation of Chekhov's "gun on the mantle." Bonus points if you put the ball-gag on a mantle.

That ball-gag hasn't been used yet, but it seems important - it must be a Chekhov's Ball-Gag!

by Marilyn Spence December 31, 2019

B-Ball Boobs

Boobs that are big and bouncy like basketballs.

Man she has amazing B-Ball Boobs. So good that I could play basketball with them

by Lil j John69 May 21, 2020

Car Ball

The game to play when you hint to someone to go play in traffic.
Lesser know as "tractor-trailer ball" or
GMM: "Guess the Make and Model".

N.B.: The person invited to play Car Ball is the ball.

You: Go play in traffic
Him/Her: I need a friend to play carball

by He who eats ground, rolled-up animals... March 16, 2005

snooker balls in socks

floppy knockers

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks

by hatband April 27, 2009