Theobbing cock

A term used by uncultured swines who don’t know how to spell, theobbing cock is a tiny purple chode who has never been sat on by a pussy; the penis is usually owned by a chubby loser with no life

“Yeah! Luke tried giving me his theobbing cock yesterday! It was foul!

by Cockus May 22, 2019

Cock Smock

Adj. To describe someone's dick that is wearing a condom ,or A really Gay painter.

" Did you suck his cock smock?"
" No i decided to wait "

by Crazy as a Cracker April 21, 2009

Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.

eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

Cock-Lock

The perpetual cock-blocking of an individual's encounters with love interests in order to lock-in a future relation with that individual for selfish ends.

"yo... Cindy keeps cock-blocking me man! That's 3 times already in the past 2 weeks!"
"dude... she's cock-Locking you"

by BigOli August 12, 2008

Mexican cock

A shot with vodka black berry brandy and monster energy and dawn Morrison watching

Let's take some shots of Mexican cock

by Dawn penis licker January 27, 2017

punching the cock clock

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.

Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.

by Eric K. August 4, 2006

Cock Bubble Gum

The unsightly, flappy skin on an uncut penis.

Tiffy: I like, totally went down on his cock bubble gum!!

by Pammy Pop ^o^ August 27, 2009