pol fish-ball

A texty, who makes a short comment (usually anonymously), and adds a cheap shot at a celebrity (usually a politician).

Texter: You check out that last message on the board? Signed 'me'un-u'.

Texter2: In the dish 'n whine forum? He-he. 'Hillary's thighs of thunder'.

Texter: Freakin' pol fish-ball.

Texter2: Ain't got any, fo sho. I plonked the bitch.

Texter: Me'un-u... hmm... Willie, ya think?

by crobs July 26, 2010

balls in yo jaws

to shove your miniscule, good for nothing, weiner in some pussy, ass-licking, brain dead, monkey shit, fucking morons, adopttided, onion ogre that has no life no freinds and no more mula cuz they simp 500 mulas just to suck the smallest weiner in the world aka your dick

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!'
the man said ' let me put my balls in yo jaws'

by juicy nuts man March 30, 2022

ball slapping sex

ball slapping sex is the act of having your balls slap against your sexual partner whilst having intercourse.

yo man last night I had ball slapping sex with your sister!

by Ball-eater-man January 6, 2021

Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

Chekhov's Ball-Gag

If a ball-gag appears in a work of erotica, one or more characters must use said ball-gag before the story's end. Variation of Chekhov's "gun on the mantle." Bonus points if you put the ball-gag on a mantle.

That ball-gag hasn't been used yet, but it seems important - it must be a Chekhov's Ball-Gag!

by Marilyn Spence December 31, 2019

Car Ball

The game to play when you hint to someone to go play in traffic.
Lesser know as "tractor-trailer ball" or
GMM: "Guess the Make and Model".

N.B.: The person invited to play Car Ball is the ball.

You: Go play in traffic
Him/Her: I need a friend to play carball

by He who eats ground, rolled-up animals... March 16, 2005

fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009