The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.
by The crippy April 08, 2016
by OpieTaylor February 10, 2011
Swine shits are the worst of all shits that typically appear around the flue season. They smell, sound, and look horrible. They usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. They are also the worst smelling of all shits. A well ventilated area is recommended.
Sorry I had to leave, I ran home to take a swine shit.
friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.
friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.
by RamMan September 23, 2009
1st dude: "I think men ought to be allowed to marry, what's your opinion?"
2nd dude: "Listen numbnuts, as long as they don't want to include me in their shit sports, who really gives a damn?"
2nd dude: "Listen numbnuts, as long as they don't want to include me in their shit sports, who really gives a damn?"
by VampireElder December 03, 2006
by Natty man April 23, 2015
a term describing (but not limited to) the amount of shits that a single pizza delivery driver can possibly be on.
"Fifty Shits, never failing to be on the 50 shits"
"If anyone is on some shit it's you, I'm not on any shits"
"you must be on 50 shits"
"If anyone is on some shit it's you, I'm not on any shits"
"you must be on 50 shits"
by juaqeen November 30, 2011
by Bon Airman March 30, 2018