A dirty Tegan is where every orifice in the body is stuffed with cream cheese, then at 11:29 pm yelling “all hail the cream cheese queen” and squeezing as much of the cream cheese out.
by Fortnitedancing3211 June 12, 2019
Get the dirty teganmug. by jadio u no August 14, 2003
Get the dirty pillowsmug. by ghfjhfgjhfgh October 29, 2007
Get the dirty nicolemug. by 89ram March 31, 2020
Get the Dirty Tashamug. by roasty toasty February 13, 2005
Get the dirty dancingmug. A sex act in which one partner inserts their hand and arm into the other partner's rectum, up through their stomach and intestine, and into their mouth through their throat, at which point they use their hand to open and close the partner's mouth much like a manequin. Usually practiced during necrophilia. Named after Danny Devito, who is of manequin size.
by DJAnyReason October 13, 2006
Get the Dirty Devitomug. The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
by Necro-File January 8, 2006
Get the dirty dickingmug.