Dirty Bag

When you specifically “bag” aka wear a condom, but you specifically poke holes in it in advance .

Josh: “Yeah, I totally dirty bagged that bitch”
Matt: “What???”
Josh: “I poked holes in that shit 😂”

by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

Great northern sleeping bags

Testicles, sperm producers

how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?

by ihatelimpbizkit May 27, 2021

punching bag

a person who loses a fight and is therefore considered a bitch, especially when it happens repeatedly

“damn they got fucked up, they just a punching bag!”

by AwesomeOrangeGamer6969 May 31, 2022

douche bag

A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.

You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.

by turbododge April 11, 2010

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Bean Bag

A sweet, squishy, lovely sweetheart of a being. Loveable and lovely. Cutie to the max.

Omg this puppy! What a Bean Bag!

by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025