by VincentGo! January 6, 2019
Get the June 5th mug.1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
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On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.
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by Area 52 July 15, 2019
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Jason: What do you think they hide within Area 51?
Mike: I dunno, aliens?
Jason: I want to storm Area 51 to find what they hide there
Mike: If you do, and you return, you're a fucking legend
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Mike: If you do, and you return, you're a fucking legend
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risky person: "wanna go to area 51?"
you: "no i saw this thing that says aliens are there"
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risky person: *raises one eyebrow*
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