shit pancake

When a girl takes a shit on your stomach, and then uses that ass to smear the shit all around. She then repeats this process until your entire stomach is caked in shit, shaped like a pancake. She then pisses on it(adding the maple syrup), then you both eat it together. Usually performed while one of you is dressed like an Eskimo, and the other like Jabba the Hut.

In 1928, a Jewish woman refused to give Hitler a shit pancake. He vowed to get back at her somehow.

by BlackPeopleareAwesome December 19, 2015

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Shit's grits

Short for this shit is grits. Refers to when something is really pleasurable or enjoyable

*plays fire song* Duuuude this shit's grits

by Bon Airman March 30, 2018

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shit suit

The primative skills to look baller covered in your own shit.

Dude she still gave me a blumkin after I was wearing my shit suit!

by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018

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shit friends

shit friends are a group of 2 or more guys who enjoy sending each other pictures of their shits. Shit friends usually take great pride in their bowel movements and usually have a competitive spirit. They see taking shits as a sport. This continuous back in forth nature that can last up to years. These types often seek other individuals who enjoy sending and receiving pictures of their shits.

Greg: Why the fuck is someone sending you pictures of their shits?
Scott: Oh, thats just Seth, we're shit friends.

(later in the day...)

Scott: Dude that was a huge shit bro!!!
Seth: Its that protein sahn.
Scott: Did you get that pic of mine?? It looked like a dick 'n balls!!! LOL!

by IloveTheNSA February 17, 2014

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rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump's hair looks like fucking rag shit!

by continual-insanity October 14, 2019

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