Dirty Liam

A sad low life cunt who gets no women and has a three way train with his brother and dad and is always in the middle and loves it

Liams dad came home from work and said he wants to do a dirty Liam

by Liam McGrath November 22, 2021

Dirty Mellissa

While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".

Physiologist: "So why are you here?"

Patient: "I like Dirty Mellissa."

by Captain Awesome 86 April 1, 2020

dirty josie

When a straight girl wants her gay friend's dick but he won't give it to her, so she ends up tackling him to the floor in a beast-like fashion. Usually involves biting and commenting on the gay boy's pant bulge.

He said he didn't love her so she gave him the dirty josie.

by DinoDaddy September 4, 2017

Dirty CPR

When a girl has had a heart attack, instead of putting your lips to the bitches mouth, you fart in her mouth.

A bitch had a heart attack, so contrary to medical advise i gave her dirty CPR

by abdul984545 August 11, 2006

Dirty Elliot

a dirty elliot is when you munch on a girl's taint until it bleeds and you mix the blood and poo together to finger paint on his nipples with

Dan: Hey Elliot! Shall we go find Megan and make a dirty Elliot tonight?

by Pissy pants blood April 29, 2020

Dirty JJ

A women who likes to dress as a kitten. Feed her, pet her and cuddle her all day. She will transform Into a ball licking, dick sucking manic when you pour milk on them.

I love it when my girl comes over and does the dirty JJ. I always have milk on hand.

by Rennystar June 14, 2019

dirty tegan

A dirty Tegan is where every orifice in the body is stuffed with cream cheese, then at 11:29 pm yelling “all hail the cream cheese queen” and squeezing as much of the cream cheese out.

“Hey what did you get up to last”
“Not much just did a dirty Tegan”

by Fortnitedancing3211 June 12, 2019