dirty victor

the act of pinning someone against a muscle milk vending machine. Thats not all. Victor is a great guy, but he likes to get down and dirty. So while you are pinning him against the vending machine, he tries to scurry under you and lick you ding dong.

"Yo you aren't going to believe what happened last night while i was taking victors money! He pulled a dirty victor on me!

by sus backwards October 8, 2021

dirty josie

When a straight girl wants her gay friend's dick but he won't give it to her, so she ends up tackling him to the floor in a beast-like fashion. Usually involves biting and commenting on the gay boy's pant bulge.

He said he didn't love her so she gave him the dirty josie.

by DinoDaddy September 4, 2017

Dirty CPR

When a girl has had a heart attack, instead of putting your lips to the bitches mouth, you fart in her mouth.

A bitch had a heart attack, so contrary to medical advise i gave her dirty CPR

by abdul984545 August 11, 2006

Dirty Elliot

a dirty elliot is when you munch on a girl's taint until it bleeds and you mix the blood and poo together to finger paint on his nipples with

Dan: Hey Elliot! Shall we go find Megan and make a dirty Elliot tonight?

by Pissy pants blood April 29, 2020

dirty tegan

A dirty Tegan is where every orifice in the body is stuffed with cream cheese, then at 11:29 pm yelling “all hail the cream cheese queen” and squeezing as much of the cream cheese out.

“Hey what did you get up to last”
“Not much just did a dirty Tegan”

by Fortnitedancing3211 June 12, 2019

Dirty JJ

A women who likes to dress as a kitten. Feed her, pet her and cuddle her all day. She will transform Into a ball licking, dick sucking manic when you pour milk on them.

I love it when my girl comes over and does the dirty JJ. I always have milk on hand.

by Rennystar June 14, 2019

dirty pillows

Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.

My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003