Happy One Month My World

Something you make as your discord status to celebrate you and your eboyfriend's one month anniversery.

Also it is one of the worst things for someone who likes your to find.

Luke: Bruh she made her status Happy One Month My World I'm done
Andrew: Fuck her

by DB26E January 25, 2023

One

Added with delicate prose to the end of a statement, implying there are two choices (the two choices are readily available in the sentence- so more of a way to drive home the awesomeness or disgust of its subject)

Picture Uncle Billy & Grandpa speaking:

“Billy Bob, where’s ya’lls mama??”
“At the Walmart in Stinesville or Bloomington, one.”

by Gigajules May 1, 2019

Cook ons

Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.

Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.

by Djkevinrudd07 January 9, 2021

Which ones doyle

A phrase the Cornwall dude from Saint Denis says to you in a soft voice when you are about to capture Etta Doyle

“You bide your time and figure out which ones Doyle”

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

One more kick at the cat

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.

Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)

by Reyzor December 18, 2019

Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"

Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

one shot

someone who is bad and dog water

dude your like so one shot i would never hang out

by one shot u bad February 14, 2022