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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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punch yer cunt in

al punch yer cunt in m8
by blaire n bat August 21, 2010
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Boob Faced Cunt

A cunt with the face of boobs.
Sarah Jessica Parker. Boob faced cunt. nuff said.
by A Giant Dickwang July 17, 2011
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bag of shit cunt

A bag of shit cunt is a bag of shit with a small pussy inside in other words a man that is full of crap and is PUSSY.

Andy told me that he isn't scared of paul but when paul went to his house to fight him andy hid !! What a bag of shit cunt !!
You bag of shit cunt !! Is an insult used to define how much 1person dislikes another by combining shit and cunt and putting into a bag !!

I hate that bitch so much she's such a fukingg ..... Bag of shit cunt
by INtheKNOW March 19, 2012
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duchess of cunt

Similar to Cuntess, except a duchess of Cunt exhibits traits akin to her Duke of Cunt, essentially completing a pair of royal Cunts.
'Hey bro did you see that uptight chick walking around acting all hoe with that Clark Kent looking dude?'

'Yeah man, she's part of that Duke and Duchess society with him. You know, like the Duchess or something.'

'That's some Class A bitch. She's like the Duchess of Cunt.'
by BANTERvPREDITOR October 17, 2013
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Creeping Rat Cunt

An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.
"Urghh I hate working with ****, he's such a Creeping Rat Cunt!"
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013
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let down cunt

Someone who agrees to take part in an Mad Monk challenge, but bails a month before with a shit excuse.
I double booked, and chose a wedding over a manly event and piss up. Sorry to be a let down cunt.

I dont think my foot will last the whole 10k. (the mrs wants me to walk the dogs instead.) I am also a let down cunt
by Garage Vibes April 16, 2014
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