cunt nostrild

When someone reaches the point of pure retardation due to excessively smoking lager amounts of dank weed.
1. My mates and I got so cunt nostrild on the weekend that we fucked out on the couch and passed out.

2. I smoked so much dank California Orange that i was cunt nostrild.
by filthy_phily March 29, 2016
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Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'.
'After her 10th Ayahuasca ceremony, Karen definitely complains less but I'm done with all the lectures on the 'power of now' - namaste cunt!' . 'I don't want to be a namaste cunt but, i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.' ' How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 16, 2024
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Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.
How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024
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Cunt maxing

Ayoo! This prick getting in the way of your cunt maxing princess? ****mcdOnalDs noises****
by 404paige March 19, 2024
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cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.
Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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Grunt Cunts

The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.
me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."
by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025
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Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!
by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022
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