Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

Balls in her sauce

When you fuck a girl balls deep while she is on her period.

Friend: how you gonna smash that when she on her period?
Me: Ill put my balls in her sauce i don't give a fuck

by Cpt_Crunch January 12, 2019

Chekhov's Ball-Gag

If a ball-gag appears in a work of erotica, one or more characters must use said ball-gag before the story's end. Variation of Chekhov's "gun on the mantle." Bonus points if you put the ball-gag on a mantle.

That ball-gag hasn't been used yet, but it seems important - it must be a Chekhov's Ball-Gag!

by Marilyn Spence December 31, 2019

wednesday blue-balls

The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!

Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

hot ball abortion

When a blacksmith heats a ball of nickel until it is red hot and subsequently takes said "hot ball" and plunges it into the uterus of a women undergoing an abortion.

Wendy: Did you hear Tiffany got a hot ball abortion?
Abigail: Yes. She died because of it.

by ayn rands clit January 12, 2017

B-Ball Boobs

Boobs that are big and bouncy like basketballs.

Man she has amazing B-Ball Boobs. So good that I could play basketball with them

by Lil j John69 May 21, 2020

balls deep crash

The kind of crash that you can't get out of. The more you struggle the worse it gets. You can't see what is going on, the keyboard and mouse seem to be doing nothing, and when you reboot you might notice you deleted several things off the desktop.

*Playing Max Payne 3*
*Sudden freeze*
*Slamming on keyboard and mouse*
*Screaming and crying about lost progress*
DAMNIT I AM IN A BALLS DEEP CRASH

by lakecityransom returns July 9, 2012