You wanna know how I know your gay?

used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. Used several times in a popular movie starring Steve Carrell called 40 Year Old Virgin

Bob: You wanna know how I know your gay?
Callum: How?
Bob: Because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .

by arsenalman December 15, 2008

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Noun The words that someone whispers under their breath when they wash all the dishes and someone dumps another shitload of greasy utensils in the goddamn sink.

example "Robert, hey how are y- (under breath when he drops his plate in the sink) cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth jeez rob could you be any more fucking considerate?

by MeGusta RacistCunt-a May 29, 2018

zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay

The ultimate one hit kill spell, only used by the most skilled of wizards

Guy: Hey buddy, you looking for trouble?
Wizard: You leave me no choice, Zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay
Guy: *dies*

by BlingusBlongus June 13, 2018

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i’m making this definition so i can buy it on a shirt.

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by sadinpink November 3, 2019

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when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)

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by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023

You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!

A funny thing you say to make fun of somebody

Ryan to Sebastien: "You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!"

by Savona January 4, 2008

Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.

Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

by Dildo Jonesey May 8, 2013