by Skillige November 28, 2025
Get the Gods Cocktail mug.When you contemplate rape while watching a Godzilla movie because you are drunk and horny, so the only rationale recourse is to make up stupid shit on Urban Dictionary to get more drunk and vent about your trauma and hurtness that you inflict upon other people indiscriminately.
Today I did the Godzilla Rapefest on Urban Dictionary.
FYI, I’m a a rapist from Texas. Fuck those Mexicans!
FYI, I’m a a rapist from Texas. Fuck those Mexicans!
by Bad C dev December 22, 2025
Get the Godzilla Rapefest mug.A person who isn't just good, but rather-disgustingly good- at gaming or technology. A godnerd doesn’t just play the game or write code; they break the ceiling of what is humanly possible. Godnerds are likely extraterrestrial disguised in human form and have been reported to be able to communicate with frogs and reptiles.
Two legendary body types exist:
• Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain.
• Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.
Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.
A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All goodness play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.
Real life examples of godnerds include: Vitalik Buterin (ghoul), SBF (sloth), Elon Musk (sloth alien hybrid), Jeff Bezos (alien), and Mark Zuckerberg (alien).
Two legendary body types exist:
• Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain.
• Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.
Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.
A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All goodness play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.
Real life examples of godnerds include: Vitalik Buterin (ghoul), SBF (sloth), Elon Musk (sloth alien hybrid), Jeff Bezos (alien), and Mark Zuckerberg (alien).
The godnerd joined our raid at level 12 and somehow became the guild leader by dinner.
I asked the godnerd for help installing Wi-Fi and he built a home network that could run NASA in 15 minutes.
I asked the godnerd for help installing Wi-Fi and he built a home network that could run NASA in 15 minutes.
by itsdonvito December 31, 2025
Get the godnerd mug.A person who isn't just good, but rather-disgustingly good- at gaming or technology. A godnerd doesn’t just play the game or write code; they break the ceiling of what is humanly possible. Godnerds are likely aliens disguised in human form and can communicate telepathically with frogs and reptiles.
Two legendary body types exist:
• Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain.
• Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.
Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.
A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All godnerds play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.
Real life examples of godnerds include select tech billionaires.
Two legendary body types exist:
• Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain.
• Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.
Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.
A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All godnerds play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.
Real life examples of godnerds include select tech billionaires.
The godnerd joined our raid at level 12 and somehow became the guild leader by dinner.
I asked the godnerd for help installing Wi-Fi and he built a home network that could run NASA in 15 minutes.
I asked the godnerd for help installing Wi-Fi and he built a home network that could run NASA in 15 minutes.
by itsdonvito December 31, 2025
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