Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.

Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.

by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011

Tea Bag

Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.

Man lays nuts on ones forehead & says "tea bag!"

by BReady1989 November 19, 2015

marble bagging

When your Scrotum is long enough to envelope a penis. The goal is to get a Testicle on either side of the shaft.

I was marble bagging this guy in the alley last night.

by Aloha01! April 22, 2020

Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.

"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"

by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022

Bag back

Simply means to back up.

Hold on while I bag back into this spot.

Hey playboy bag back right quick I need to get by you.

by Zen Tiger May 23, 2024

Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

When two sexual partners engage in 69, the person on top then shits on the person underneath’s face

Sorry, i will be late tonight i must have another shower as my wife just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

Oh my, you seem to be turtle necking, do you want to stop or would you like to give me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag?

by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021

dior bag

some crap in the sky. I don't know. That Lady from Some Reality Show talks about it.

Did you see that Dior Bag in the sky? It was followed by the Armani thing and then something else showed up and then it sprayed it with stuff. And sometimes the Dior Bag turns into a Dooney & Burke Purse but then I saw it at Target which is weird because it's usually at WalMart. But then Costco had a sale and then all bets are off at that point.

by Wayne Anthony January 2, 2025