Eat that shit

A phrase used when a buddy or someone you are watching is contemplating eating something that looks disgusting, sometimes even "shit" itself. Usually used in an express of joy that the person is indeed eating "that shit."

Joe: I'll give you $20 if you to eat this dog shit, man
Will: Uh, I don't know man...
Joe: C'mon...
Will: Oh, alright...
Kevin: Yeah! Eat that shit!

by RobThePresident-o April 6, 2009

shit son

has no real meaning... is said just for fun

out of the blue tell anyone "SHIT-SON"!

by smokey July 26, 2003

this shit is bananas

in gwen stefanis song, when rumors made up about her were fake
...
or just her shit in her toilet was bananas

"oh no i did not kiss that usher boy! that shit is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s! cuz im a cheerleader so i have to say it out loud to remember how to spell it!"
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"honey.. today i had a banana and peanut butter sandwich i looked in the toilet and the shit was made out of bananas"

by virginia April 25, 2005

shit the bed

to embarrass oneself privately or solely in the company of close family/friends. This term is so named because defecating on one's bed is truly embarrassing but only for those who are witness to such an event, which is usually limited to the individual who shitted the bed or a few additional people. Either way, the embarrassment can be contained to a manageable degree.

Jeff: "Dude, I totally shit the bed last night"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"

by Deshawn2Chainz September 1, 2013

shit's purple

a slang term known for it's positive expression, meaning everything is good in any sense of the word

person 1 "johnny got an A on his test"

person 2 "i know man shit's purple for him"

guy 1 "damn that girl is hot!"
guy 2 "i know man, shits purple!"

by purpleman February 9, 2010

shit splitters

Another word to explain thong underwear!

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!

by dennob June 27, 2009

Swine Shit

Swine shits are the worst of all shits that typically appear around the flue season. They smell, sound, and look horrible. They usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. They are also the worst smelling of all shits. A well ventilated area is recommended.

Sorry I had to leave, I ran home to take a swine shit.

friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.

by RamMan September 23, 2009