bottom of the bag

the literal definition of this phrase is referring to the bottom of a bag of chips. the slang definition of this phrase was brought about by an instance of a person purposely opening a bag of chips from the bottom and then claiming that it is normal/common practice when it is obviously not common practice. ever since that pivotal moment in history, anything that is uncommonly weird and/or eccentric can be referred to as “bottom of the bag”. this phrase is synonymous with “that’s sus” (as in “that action is suspect”)

Tom: did you see Spike get some hand-sanitizer and use it style his hair?
Jerry: Yeah, that was kind of Bottom of the Bag for him to do that

by zacharyH January 15, 2021

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

Crap Bag

A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.

“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*

by sockhorse January 20, 2021

4th Gen Punching Bags

TREASURE and TREASURE MAKERS/TEUMES.

The 4th gen punching bags are treasure and teumes and it's tiring, really.

by HarutoMyRuto January 24, 2021

4th Gen Punching Bags

TREASURE and TREASURE MAKERS/TEUMES.

The 4th gen punching bags are treasure and teumes and it's tiring, really.

by HarutoMyRuto January 24, 2021

eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.

“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”

by C L G January 31, 2021